You Can't Go Home Again?
Maybe not, Mr. Tom Wolfe, but you can fly halfway around the world to a town 60 miles from the one you grew up in and haven't been to this millennium because your family moved away after you did. And there you can hear clearly for the first time the accent you grew up with, the most euphonious one in the Anglosphere, drink 24 oz. cans of Genesee Beer for 99¢ a pop, and eat real pizza. All this you can do at the invitation and expense of a renowned regional university considering you for a job.