Druidic and Mayan Human Sacrifice and Misanthropic Environmentalism

"A widely circulated photo showed Greenpeace's 'aerostatics balloon' emblazoned with the message 'Rescue the Climate' floating near the ancient Mayan pyramid temple in Chichen-Itza.... seems a fitting image for the United Nations' Climate Control Conference" — Mayan Worship. "After all, Chichen-Itza was the center of Mayan Earth religion and of human sacrifice."

"Druidism will now be recognized as a religion under the country's charity laws, though it seems the new Druids have exchanged the penchant for human sacrifice with a fashionable environmentalism," reports Gerald J. Russello — Back to the Woods. "Druids would still apparently prefer fewer people, just not through burning in human-sized wicker cages."