Tuesday, November 9, 2010

Troll Purged

If you're wondering why you now have to suffer through the indignity of not only comment registration but also comment moderation, you can blame the athiest, transhumanist, pro-eugenics, pro-war leftist pictured below, who goes by the name odenskrigare:


Behold the face of a troll! Even his gravatar is grabbed from a webcam! The schadenfreude felt as I sent the fruit of hours of his late-night efforts down the memory hole was probably an indication of venial sin, but I now have a hint at how odenskrigare's co-religionist Joseph Stalin might have felt purging his enemies from the historical record.

Perhaps I should have spared some of his comments, if only to show how vulgar and irrational a mind dedicated to "reason" can be, but I found it easier just to delete 'em all and let God sort 'em out. His earlier anomyous commentary was halted a few months back when he posted a sick fantasy about murdering my wife and children in a United States invasion of South Korea. His last comment this round used a vulgar term referring to the female anatomy and challenged me to "do something positive for humanity" or something like that; deleting his comments was certainly "something positive for humanity," at least in the Confucian sense of the term, Jen.

Lest odenskrigare think himself a martyr, let it be known that his comments were purged not for his ideas but for his lack of ideas; as the Baines character in Malcolm X (1992) said, "A man curses because he doesn't have the words to say what's on his mind." (Notice how athiest "van," who comments here from time to time, expressed disgreement without resorting to insults and foul language, in this thread — A Breakthrough in the Brothers Hitchens' Great Religion Debate?)

We find out that odenskrigare is a reader of a site called How To Approach A Women|Tips How To Approaching A Girl (one hopes the tips are better than the grammar), where he makes it clear that he has even learned a thing or two from yours truly, mocking a fellow commenter, "If you don’t like sexual dancing then maybe Monteverdi’s 1610 Vespers or Purcell’s Funeral Music for the Death of Queen Mary will be more to your liking" — Werrason – Lele Lele Lele Showcase Picking Only Three Girls to Mega Concert – Zenith Paris.

To end on a positive note by offering some friendly advice: if he's really interested in "approaching a women," I suggest trimming the beard and getting a haircut, or at least combing the hair. I learned that trick when I was 21, having once sported a similar look, and haven't had any trouble in that department since. Also, learn some manners.

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OpenID danightman said...

To end on a positive note by offering some friendly advice: if he's really interested in "approaching a women," I suggest trimming the beard and getting a haircut, or at least combing the hair. I learned that trick when I was 21, having once sported a similar look, and haven't had any trouble in that department since.

I had the beard for a few months in college during my freshman year. Been clean shaven ever since.

Also, learn some manners.

That, I suspect more than anything else, was his undoing. He seemed to come in with the intent to offend, which was sad since he showed that he could contributed to conversations in a positive way.

If I could add one thing helpful tip, it would be to put things in your own words and think about the audience. It's helpful to add a add an article that helps explain something, but add a line that puts your own explanation forward so people actually see it's not just some twenty-dollar word you just threw down as a bloggist's trump card.

You'd do it if you wrote a PowerPoint presentation for a class, right?

11:11 AM  
Blogger Enbrethiliel said...

+JMJ+

Ack! =( I knew he was a jerk, having run into similar characters in my time, but I had no idea he was writing such sick things.

PS--Captcha is "lator" . . . as in "See you later, alligator"???

6:38 PM  
Blogger The Western Confucian said...

A friend writes:

"I must admit to reading -- with much amusement -- your account of the exposure and purging of a troll -- an especially nasty troll, I must agree.

"The photo you posted of that very troll conveyed all the sweaty, guilty, narcissism of a compulsive-sadistic masturbator.

"Congrats on both the purge...and for posting that guy's photo. It had me laughing!"

10:05 PM  
Blogger Stephen said...

Good riddance to bad rubbish!

(And how fitting that my "captcha" word is "louseit"!)

12:23 AM  

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