The Latest Decree from Imperial Washington

"For crimes of great arrogance and cheek, His Idiocy the White House Jester has been sentenced to a swift demise" — White House Jester Beheaded For Making Fun Of Soaring National Debt. "Let it be heard over every city and suburb of this land that the National Debt is no topic for frivolity, and the mailed hand of Obama shall smite all offenders."