Live-Blogging From a War Zone

That is what I will be doing now that the North Koreans have stated that "the American imperialists and Lee Myung Bak traitor factions have driven the Chosun Peninsula situation into a state of war" — KCNA: Korean Peninsula in State of War — and that the South Korean president has urged his American counterpart to take the bait — Lee Asks Obama to Pressure North Korea.

When I'm not at the door defending my family with my balisong, the only weapon the South Korean government will allow me, I'll try to sneak in a post or two. I think I'll need to stop shaving, stop buttoning my top button, and effect an Australian accent to fully assume my new war correspondent persona.